What I should be doing right now is taking a nap. In a few short hours, I will be heading out into the cold and super windy Philadelphia evening on my way to a friends and then a 76er's game downtown. Seeing as how I sleep for crap most nights anymore, I'm slowly weaning myself down off the caffeine and artificial sweetners that have sustained me for years... going out on a Friday night, especially after a morning of swimming, seems to require some form of nap.
My new love, these days, reclaimed from my youth, is swimming. Since I scrapped Gold's Gym for the local community center and got brave enough to don a swimsuit among the masses of 60 year old women--I've been consumed with the activity. In fact, I think I have a permanent, yet faint chlorine-scent to me. The water is where I acquired my last injury, but after completing a mere 2 months of physical therapy, I can do 30 minutes at a stretch without over extending my rotator cuff. It's a good thing (at least until I get those swim fins and water gloves!). Besides, I injured myself in the ocean with a surf board, not in a pool surrounded by old men in Speedos.
And on the subject of Speedos... men of a certain age with scrawny white old man chicken legs, bellies that are reminiscent of a woman in her third trimester and hair coming from interesting places should skip the Speedo--PLEASE! The only one I sort of forgive was the blind guy.
On that untasteful note, I have a basketball game to get ready for... I wonder how many eligible bachelors are attracted to purple haired girls that smell of chlorine?
Margaret LeJeune
11 hours ago

Jesus Christ! Did you have to say the part about the hair??!!!!! What is wrong with you???
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